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pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

(Source: avengersmarvelworld)

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death-by-lulz:

imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”
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death-by-lulz:

imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”

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(Source: keyblade-assassin)

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herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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bweaveit:

Hugging tip #54: hug for just a bit too long and whisper ‘hail hydra’ into their ear

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basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

(Source: hayhtam)

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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do-you-hear-the-people-blog:

breakyourprettywings:

crowley-:

mercuriandream:

wendigos:

DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

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Yes, this is actually from a real episode.

it is indeed. i remember it well.

(Source: speedgriffon)

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