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Secrets [Starter Sentences]

  1. "Do you keep secrets from _____, too?"
  2. "Everything is a secret with you; why?"
  3. "Hm, secretive."
  4. "I can't say, it's a secret."
  5. "I don't just give my secrets away."
  6. "I know your secret."
  7. "Lies, secrets— that's all you're made of."
  8. "Secrets keep us close."
  9. "Sometimes I wonder if there's a real person behind all of your secrets."
  10. "Tell me your secrets."
  11. "That, my friend, is a secret."
  12. "Two can keep a secret when one is dead."
  13. "What do you want to know?"
  14. "Why do you keep so many secrets?"
  15. "You keep so many secrets."
Posted 39 minutes ago

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

Posted 39 minutes ago

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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(Source: clestroying)

Posted 46 minutes ago

blissdaisy:

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

favourite

(Source: jaimesvoice)

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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

Posted 54 minutes ago

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

Posted 54 minutes ago

Stefan Savatore + textposts

(Source: paulwelsey)

Posted 55 minutes ago

                                Some were meant to fall in love

                                                                                  but not end up together.

(Source: rdxwson)

Posted 13 hours ago

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

Posted 13 hours ago

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin)

Posted 14 hours ago
  1. me: halloween is coming soon
  2. mom: it's july
  3. me:
  4. me: halloween is coming soon
Posted 17 hours ago
novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.